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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

kasoukai:

man i dont even remember the first three years of my life. ha ha mustve been hella baked

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

cloudpuppy:

do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards